College (Almost) Livin'

So the past few months have been fun. I got accepted to Johnson and Wales for their culinary program, only to  found out I would have to give up an arm, a leg and my first born just for my first year and so decided that wasn't the school for me. Instead, I'm currently back in Wyoming. Although it's a culture shock again, I have found a job that goes with my degree! It's a cake decorator position at the local grocery store. Shoop da whoop! 

And since I live right behind Maverick (gas station) and they have cheap food, I've been celebrating all week. Today I celebrated with pistachios.You know you have a nut addiction when you're just munching along and SHA-BAM all of your pistachios are gone. Depressing, I know... 

BUT! To cheer me up, I just thought of awesome horses I got to ride today. My butt wasn't as cushy as it used to be. It's incredibly sore, but it's a good kind of sore. Like when you laugh so hard you're about to puke, and you know somewhere in your heart if you puke it will totally all be worth it.

Also I kicked butt at Just Dance, and learned how to play a card game called Magic. Let the nerdiness ensue, I am prepared for your brilliance.

So that's my update! Huzzah!

P.S. I had to pee really bad before I went to bed so I go to open the bathroom door only to discover that one of my roommates had locked it. Then went to bed. With it locked. With me on the outside. About to pee my pants. For about 5 minutes I stood there looking stupidly at the door and once my bladder couldn't take it anymore, I went in search of a bobby pin. It took me all of two seconds to open that bad boy. This goes to show that I can be highly intelligent when under duress.

P.P.S. Y'all probably should never try to kidnap me. If I can be that smart under small amounts of stress, you never know what sort of fury I could release upon you.